Pregnent Women

Darkness

Darkness
If your life is in darkness,
don't give up. Just pray.
But, after praying and your life is still in darkness,
then don't be stupid.
Go Switch ON The Lights!!!





Our friendship means a lot 2 me
I want u 2 know that
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U laugh I laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down and den...
I laugh again!

Jokes For Adult

Juice

Hard hard in
Soft soft out
In out in out
Juice comes out
Don't think dirty give me a glass of SUGAR CANE pls





Sher ki shadi mein sab shero ke beech 1 chuha naach raha tha
Usse poocha aap yaha kaise ?
Vo bola shadi ke pehle hum bhi sher hua karte the.





Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..
Door se dekha.. to kuchh dikha nahi..
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi

Before Marriage & After Marriage

Before Marriage:

Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi milti


After Marriage:

Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.




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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Wedding Jokes

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.



(In Bus)
MAN: Madam aapke santare dab re hai jara piche raho.
MADAM: Aapko kya matlab.
MAN: Aapko kuch nahi par mera to ras nikal raha hai na..

Indian Hot Jokes

Teri Maa ka,

Tere Baap ka,

Tere Kaka ka,

Teri Kaki ka,

Tere Bhai ka,

Teri Bhabi ka,

Tere puray khandan ka....
.
.
Tu CHIRAG hai re

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HE: Ander Gya?
SHE: Haan Gya
HE: Dukha Kya?
SHE: Jara b ni
HE: Acha laga?
SHE: Bahut jada
HE: Chotu chal fatafat madam ka sandle pack kar

Hot Jokes

Prostitute: Do sou rupee loongi, hil hil ke doongi,

Man: Sou rupee dunga main khud hi hil lunga.

Prostitute: Kameenay, sou rupee bhi bacha le apne haath se hi hila le.

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One Sadhu baba did Sex with a vaishya.

After sex he starts living.

Vaishya asks "Baba Paise".

Baba bole "Hat pagli, tujse thoday hi lunga."

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Deep Eyes,Deep Love....

DEEP EYES, DEEP LOVE

Author: Commi

Eyes of passion,
Blue and tender,
A world of love awaits,
A soulmate inside,

Sensual touch,
Sensual sight,
Love is strong tonight,

Love is uniting,
Passion burns brightly,
Bodies engage slightly,

Eyes meet and flutter,
Lips touch and quiver,
Voices play together,
Become one forever,

Stare in her eyes,
See the sky,

For love burns brightly.

You Were Once

YOU WERE ONCE
Author: Lily Tchen

I once loved you so much
And for so long.
Why did you leave
When I did nothing wrong?


Your smile was once the sun
On a dark, rainy day.
It would clear up the sky
And keep it from being gray.


Your eyes were once the shine
Of the world's glowing light.
Or were they the twinkling stars
That once filled the night?


Your hands once had power
To give me the softest touch.
They'd always give me a slight tingle,
Which is why I loved them so much.

Your hugs were once the medicine
That'd change a frown to cheer.
A shiver would run through my body
Every time I feel your love near.


Your kisses were once the wind,
They were fresh and breezy against my face.
They were gentle, so gentle,
It's something no one will replace.


But, now you like someone else,
And it's driving me insane.
Although it's over for us,
The love we had still remains.


And so I tell myself...
Never again will I cry.
You were once everything to me,
That I can't deny.



But I couldn't keep my promise
And broke out in tears.
The hours I've cried feel like days,
The days feel like years.


As I bury my face in the pillow,
And cry my heart out and grieve,
I've learned to never give away love
If love I don't receive.