Wedding Jokes

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.



(In Bus)
MAN: Madam aapke santare dab re hai jara piche raho.
MADAM: Aapko kya matlab.
MAN: Aapko kuch nahi par mera to ras nikal raha hai na..